mr. jangles
brxkenpetal:

umm so my life right now is kind of ridiculous, like could be a plot straight out of a movie?! the boy who gave me his number on the bus and I are spending like all of our free time together these last two weeks before I move… we’re having like a fast-forward relationship or whatever you want to call it… it’s like WTF why couldn’t this have started months ago?! 

i can’t even. we’re like scarily compatible. so I’m just enjoying it while it lasts.

omg I always lose my favorite Pilot G-2 pens… but as I was packing one fell out of the apron I wore when I worked at Friendly’s… DURING THE SUMMER OF 2011.
?!?!

fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

composersdoingnormalshit:

Benjamin Britten driving Mstislav Rostropovich around in a convertible.

composersdoingnormalshit:

Benjamin Britten driving Mstislav Rostropovich around in a convertible.

presumably-ukrainian:

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

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nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.
Anonymous

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

queerfabulousmermaid:

bad-dominicana:

snarkbender:

howtobeterrell:

marimopet:

femburton:

i think about this a lot

:-(

God is so cruel to white people

this upsets me on a spiritual level
cryyyyiiiinnnggggg @ “god is so cruel to white people”

i’m dead

bevgodsgirls:

This is real.

bevgodsgirls:

This is real.

leadingtone:

Composers at the piano: Albéniz, Gershwin, Prokofiev, Bartók, Shostakovich, Ravel.

I was donating blood a few months ago and the woman who was putting in my information asked for my gender, I stared at her for a few seconds because I was confused on what to answer, like, do I tell her i'm male because its preferred or is this a technical thing because it was about blood donation size and weight and stuff!?! yknow, I didnt know and I was confused because I had never donated blood before, so I said "Uh, I guess female." and idk just a story i guess not rlly a question ok sorry
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aimalyn:

superhomogay:

thisshirtisontight:

Ugh thats the worse. When they ask for sex thats when i tell them im trans but if they ask for gender then i say male

I believe I had given blood before I transitioned, and therefore my social security number was in their system with a female gender marker, but then when I went to donate presenting as male, some of their info didn’t match up. I was told that I would need to completely fill out the questionnaire forms for both men and women, that this was the Red Cross’ official policy. (I was on Testosterone & post top surgery at the time.) 

A while after that fiasco, I got a call from them asking if I would donate again. I explained the situation I had been it before, and that if their policy remained the same, I would not be donating… never got a call again.

So, if you’re biologically female, you’re more likely to have antibodies that can cause severe lung injury in patients who receive your blood. But other than that, I think the rest of the hoops are stupid. 

hm, well they test for that anyways, right? I don’t really care about letting them know actually important information like that… but I haven’t ever been to Timbuktu regardless of my gender identity; if I haven’t had sexual relations with anyone whatsoever, then I’m probably not pregnant; I’ve never shared needles, no matter what’s between my legs… ya know? haha =P 

I was donating blood a few months ago and the woman who was putting in my information asked for my gender, I stared at her for a few seconds because I was confused on what to answer, like, do I tell her i'm male because its preferred or is this a technical thing because it was about blood donation size and weight and stuff!?! yknow, I didnt know and I was confused because I had never donated blood before, so I said "Uh, I guess female." and idk just a story i guess not rlly a question ok sorry
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thisshirtisontight:

Ugh thats the worse. When they ask for sex thats when i tell them im trans but if they ask for gender then i say male

I believe I had given blood before I transitioned, and therefore my social security number was in their system with a female gender marker, but then when I went to donate presenting as male, some of their info didn’t match up. I was told that I would need to completely fill out the questionnaire forms for both men and women, that this was the Red Cross’ official policy. (I was on Testosterone & post top surgery at the time.) 

A while after that fiasco, I got a call from them asking if I would donate again. I explained the situation I had been it before, and that if their policy remained the same, I would not be donating… never got a call again.

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

wow, my brother is getting at some deep stuff. I’ve never heard him talk about this stuff before, and so openly & honestly.

so my little brother made a video on "faults and insecurities". he’s awesome and super hilarious, check out what he has to say!